Sometimes, I don’t know which way is up. It’s as if I’m lost in a Lewis Carroll nightmare, with nothing but my cats to guide me. How did this happen? Isn’t this the time one ought to be firmly established? It’s not as if I wanted to be this way, I assure you I had several other plans, yet, I am here. That is the one truth to this nightmare, I am here… Now which key unlocks the door that gets me out?