No Fucking Way

There are 20,000 cars on the road at any given time in Calgary.
This afternoon, I was driving along the south side of town, and the girl in front of me was driving slow due to the driver in front of her driving slow. So I veered around to the next lane to pass. As I switched, the girl in front of me, either by mistake or purposely, swerved toward my car. I swerved to miss, slammed on the brakes and hit the horn, all the while screaming and throwing my hands in the air. The girl leaned over to do the same to me in return. Both of us mouthing the word “FUCK” over and over.
As I drove away I looked in my rear view and saw the girl was pale, with bright hair… And I swore I knew that car… I thought for a second “I think that’s tara…” Then my brain said “nah! It’s not tara! This isn’t where she lives!”
I’m not kidding 30secs later I get a text saying “are u driving right now? Do you drive a cobalt?”
And I burst out laughing. I texted her saying I was sorry, she called me laughing her ass off.
She said she thought “who’s this impatient bitch who can’t wait cause this asshole is going slow!”
Low and behold, I was that bitch.
What are the odds myself and my friend would road rage at each other at the same time, same place, out of 20,000 cars…
Touché my friend, touché

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4 Responses to No Fucking Way

  1. locketuplady says:

    Calgary roads suck so bad! It’s nice to hear a road rage story with a humorous ending. What’s the point of life if we can’t laugh at ourselves once in a while!

    Like

  2. Tara says:

    STILL laughing!!!!!

    Like

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