Category Archives: funny

The IKEA Nightmare

Today I found the guts to go to IKEA to get the missing hardware to hang my wall mirrors. I decided I would get there as soon as they opened to avoid excess crowds and get in and out…. HAHAHAHA … Continue reading

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Bare Body Sushi

You’ll never guess how I spent NYE 2015… I laid on a table, wearing nothing but tiny undergarments and flowers… Covered in sushi and sashimi. This ancient Japanese practise dates back to the time of the Samurai and is called … Continue reading

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Illuminated Vintage Fashion

Our group reunited late August to create a shoot that’s been in the makings since March. Here’s how it all came to be. Almost immediately after the MAKE FASHION show back in March, I was contacted by local photographer Tim … Continue reading

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Mind Blown

While “jimi Hendrix” stoned in college, I was sitting in physics when I came up with an insane question, that none of the professors could provide a definitive answer for. We were discussing gravity, and how in space there is … Continue reading

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MY FIRST MAGAZINE ARTICLE!! WILD GIRL MAGAZINE

Flashback to two months ago, in my best friend and stylists kitchen. I received an email from the editor saying she loved my writing samples AND my modelling and would love to have me contribute something to the magazine. I … Continue reading

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GOT GAME?

Are you a desperate man? Seeking comfort for the night so intensely to the point you scare off your prey? Ever wonder why the guys who are assholes are always getting the girls? Let me spell it out for you. … Continue reading

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#selfie

My parody of the “#selfie” song. Only one verse. Makeup by Aprielle Lu Hair by Jordan Olsen and Vanessa mena

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