Category Archives: humor

Mind Blown

While “jimi Hendrix” stoned in college, I was sitting in physics when I came up with an insane question, that none of the professors could provide a definitive answer for. We were discussing gravity, and how in space there is … Continue reading

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Doll Complex

It’s almost Christmas, and the incessant toy commercials are a frightening reminder of another funny and traumatizing story… I DONT PLAY WITH DOLLS! Teddies, action figures sure, but not dolls… And I had no idea why… Until a few years … Continue reading

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To My Uncle, From Your Niece.

This is for a man, who started a boy. A young, wirey, whip of a lad born in England. I can see the picture now. He was 2… I think? My mum is almost 1 or maybe a newborn. Her … Continue reading

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Cat fight!

I know it takes a while to see, but I couldn’t script this if I tried. One of my strays chubbers walked in the house, shady clearly wasn’t having any of it.

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