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The IKEA Nightmare

Today I found the guts to go to IKEA to get the missing hardware to hang my wall mirrors. I decided I would get there as soon as they opened to avoid excess crowds and get in and out…. HAHAHAHA … Continue reading

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Pathetic Excuse For a Female

I am the product of being a lifelong Tomboy, and a spoiled rotten model. What I mean by that is that I have had the best hair and makeup artists at my side for over two years now (Tara Carter … Continue reading

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A Day In The Life of a Model

I awoke this morning to the sound of my alarm clock… That quickly became muffled by my largest cat Lucifer in a vain attempt to stop the noise from coming out of my phone and awaking me from my slumber. … Continue reading

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LAUGH LADIES

Todays  been wayyy too sad for me. I subscribed to my comedy channels and have had it on stand up for hours now. I had to share this with you. Please forgive my pneumonia riddled cough/ laugh/ howl in the … Continue reading

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#selfie

My parody of the “#selfie” song. Only one verse. Makeup by Aprielle Lu Hair by Jordan Olsen and Vanessa mena

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Real Talk

I met and watched a celebrity perform today, and he absolutely transformed my thinking on men. In the best way possible. You’ll be shocked to know this is the same man who also stapled his nut sack to his inner … Continue reading

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Doll Complex

It’s almost Christmas, and the incessant toy commercials are a frightening reminder of another funny and traumatizing story… I DONT PLAY WITH DOLLS! Teddies, action figures sure, but not dolls… And I had no idea why… Until a few years … Continue reading

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